Lessons in Faking orgasms on NHS
Marriage guidance councillors and psychologists have agreed that faking orgasms can be beneficial to relationships and help save marriages.
Dr. F Armstrong, research leader at Waddington has praised NHS officials for making lessons in faking orgasms available on the NHS as a way of helping combat rising divorce rates in the UK.
Unisex trials have been taking place for the past 18 months and results show that over 92% of people questioned are no wiser that their partners are faking it, and are convinced that actual orgasms are occurring. This leads to less tension in the partnership and a general increase in happiness.
The 4 week lessons have been held in private, aided by professional actors and actresses and overseen by Dr. Armstrong. The 3 hour lessons run once a week for 4 weeks in groups of a maximum 16 attendees.
One of the first attendees; Mrs. X of South Warwickshire tells us, before having Orgasm lessons the sexual side of her marriage was a nightmare.
“I’ve never been very responsive sexually and would much rather crawl up in bed with a good book. My husband never understood this and was always striving to make me orgasm”
This would lead to prolonged sexual activity and when orgasm was still not reached a sense of frustration and failure by Mr. X, which led to an increasing strain on the marriage and Mrs. X’s dread of any sexual activity.
Mrs. X goes on to say
“after just 3 weeks of lessons I was sure I would be able to fake an orgasm and that night decided to put all my training in to practise”
Sure enough the whole night was a success.
“Everything started as normal, then I began with what I learned in lesson 1, as Dr. Armstrong told us, we have to make our partner believe they have suddenly done something different and to encourage them to keep doing it, I also remembered not to go over the top and to concentrate on the whimper technique”
She tells us the effect on her partner was almost instant and that his orgasm started within a minute of her starting her fake orgasm and sexual activity was over within 10 minutes.
“We spent the next 20 minutes cuddling and giggling in each other’s arms as though we were teenagers again and he was asleep with a look of contentment on his face that I had not seen for a long time”
Since then, their marriage has gone from strength to strength and all the tension has completely gone.
Dr.Armstrong says “faking orgasm lessons on the NHS could significally reduce divorce rates and lead to a far happier society”
Full story here – www.waddington.ac.uk/lessons-in-faking-orgasms/