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  1. Google Location Search

    Google Location Search Set the Location to Where you want Google to think you are searching from Enter Search Phrase: Enter Search Location: Number of Results Displayed: How This Works w+CAIQICI LONDON ABCDEF + 1 = mystery letter = G base64 LONDON = TG9uZG9u Result = w+CAIQICIGTG9uZG9u &uule=w+CAIQICIGTG9uZG9u = Search From LONDON

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  2. Keywords Research Tool

    Keywords Research Tool Use our Keywords Research Tool below to find keywords related to specific business categories listed in UK Small Business Directory Keywords for 3D Visualisation Keywords for Abba Tribute Acts Keywords for Access Consultants Keywords for Access equipment Keywords for Accessible Bathrooms Keywords for Accident Investigators Keywords for Accommodation Keywords for Accountants Keywords… Continue reading Keywords Research Tool

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  3. SEO Experiment Does Google Read Toggled Text

    SEO Experiment Does Google Read Toggled Text Will Google read the toggled text and return this page when searching for the made up words hidden in the toggled text? Click to read more 1. cxresznop Click to read more 2. gesxulkjyty Click to read more 3 spongxultrefry Click to read more 4 groibg56ferd Please let… Continue reading SEO Experiment Does Google Read Toggled Text

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  4. How to Improve Google Search Results

    How to Improve Google Search Results There are numerous ways of improving your position in Google without having to revert to trickery. When trying to improve your search engine rankings it’s good to think of Google as a small child on his or hers 1st day at a new school. You need to clearly and… Continue reading How to Improve Google Search Results

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  5. Penrod Shero SEO Tips

    Penrod Shero SEO Tips It’s not just what you write – It’s where you write it. Delve deep. Backs were made for scratching. Never leave footprints in virgin snow. Regurgitating your own content isn’t spam. 55 character or 512px titles are for those who don’t do their own SEO testing and experimenting. Rules are Rules… Continue reading Penrod Shero SEO Tips

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  6. Google Business Directory

    Google Business Directory Find a UK business on Google Maps Google Business Directory UK Are Google on the verge of creating a new Google Business Directory I’ve been predicting Google Business Directory Coming Soon for a couple of years now, and with the latest changes in Google+, Google Maps, Google MapMaker recently I wouldn’t be… Continue reading Google Business Directory

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  7. Penrod Shero Manipulates Searches Related to SEO Hero

    Tweet Penrod Shero Manipulates Searches Related to SEO Hero Penrod reveals the tactics used to Manipulate Searches Related to SEO Hero Find out how Penrod became a related search term when searching on Google for SEO Hero How to Manipulate Google Searches Related to. – – – – – – – SEO Hero SEO Hero… Continue reading Penrod Shero Manipulates Searches Related to SEO Hero

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  8. Search Google From Any Country

    Tweet Search Google From Any Country Google recently made a blog post Making search results more local and relevant in which they say “Today, we’ve updated the way we label country services on the mobile web, the Google app for iOS, and desktop Search and Maps. Now the choice of country service will no longer… Continue reading Search Google From Any Country

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  9. The Penrod Route of The Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road

    Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road – The Penrod Route Mock-up of a possible alternative route for the SWRR Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road. A proper bypass for the next 60 years not a relief road for 10 years The Penrod Route A possible alternative route taking the traffic further out from Stratford, away from housing… Continue reading The Penrod Route of The Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road

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  10. Proposed Route Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road

    Proposed Route Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road Proposed Route – CALA Route Share this route on Twitter Tweet Approximate route of the South West relief road for Stratford-upon-Avon with new bridge over the river Avon and 5m above the railway lines. Larger Map of Stratford-upon-Avon South West relief road Possible Alternative Route – The Penrod… Continue reading Proposed Route Stratford-upon-Avon South Western Relief Road

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Sim64 News Feed



19th Anniversary of Mangeur de Cigogne
19th Anniversary of Mangeur de Cigogne How can I forget the anniversary of Mangeur de Cigogne competition when Little TJ was born just 2 hours later and I spent most of the last hours in the labour ward holding little TJ’s mums hand 🙂 I’ve done a minor update on my Mangeur de Cigogne page […]

Stig of the Dump 60 Years Old
Stig of the Dump 60 Years Old 1st June 2023 marks the 60th anniversary of the publication of Stig of the Dump by Clive King Stig of the Dump is a children’s novel by Clive King which was first published in the United Kingdom in 1963. It is regarded as a modern children’s classic and […]

Strange Humming Sound Warwickshire
Strange Humming Whining Sound Outside Warwicksire 09/05/2023 Anyone else hearing the strange humming whining sound outside at about 6:30 on 9th May 2023 A real strange sound that seems to slowly build up then slowly go away again I’m in Honington, Shipston-on-Stour, Warwickshire and have been hearing it since about 6:30 this morning It sounds […]

20 Years of Selling Wheelchair Ramps Online
20 Years of Selling Wheelchair Ramps Online I’ve just noticed that my wheelchair ramps site – https://www.wheelchair-ramps.co.uk/ was 20 years old last month. I was working on the building industry at the time, saw all the new building regulations coming in regarding disabled access and the DDA, noticed a lot of it was being ignored, […]

Forcing an RSS Feed Update in WordPress
Forcing an RSS Feed Update WordPress Anyone know how to force an RSS Feed update or rebuild in WordPress? Please comment below Update: I found an answer here – https://sangkrit.net/how-to-force-instant-rss-feed-update-in-wordpress/

Myron Bolitar Has a Sister Shira Bolitar
Myron Bolitar Has a Sister (original post made on May 8th 2021) I’ve been searching for information on Myron Bolitar’s sister for 3 or 4 years now but have still not found out anything about her. I’ve only ever seen Myron Bolitars sister mentioned once twice in all of the Myron Bolitar and Win books […]

Businesses in Oxfordshire
Businesses in Oxfordshire We updated the Oxfordshire Business Directory section on UK Small Business Directory this week. I don’t know what happened but some time during my latest little spring clean I appear have dropped a load of content and there is also a problem that a lot of the same content is appearing on […]

How to Promote an eCommerce Store
How to Promote an eCommerce Store The UK Small Business Directory was originally devised for businesses with physical locations and when a small business registers in it we ask for their business category, their town and their county which we then use to categorise your listing. With Online only businesses and eCommerce stores becoming more […]

SEO Sim64
SEO Sim64 SEO SEO Sim64 SEO SEO Sim64 SEO If you want to know more about this SEO Experiment contact me or add a comment below. locksmith locksmith clements TJ – SEO Sim64 – sim64.co.uk

Alternative to URL Submission Tool
Alternative to URL Submission Tool in Google Search Console I’ve seen a number of people asking if there is an Alternative to the URL Submission Tool in Google Search Console recently and today on Twitter John Mueller posted a google docs document asking “Let us know about some of the URLs you would have used […]

SEO Tips For Beginners
SEO Tips For Beginners Always remember a page is a page, a website is a website. To optimise a website you 1st need to optimise individual pages Treat each page as an individual project but keep them related and well structured. Site Structure and Navigation Individual well optimised pages need a good site structure and […]

Sim64 SEO Tips
Sim64 SEO Tips A new section on Sim64 where we list some of our more obscure SEO Tips that you may have not read before. Note: This is an ongoing project and new SEO tips will be added as and when. Remember The Questions You Are Asked How to get natural links How To Get […]

Top 10 SEO Tips
Top 10 SEO Tips to achieve high Google rankings 1. Page titles should be as descriptive as possible about the content of the page and include main keyword target of the page. 2. Headers should include target keyword of the page. 3. Content should be carefully considered and include the keyword and derivative keywords evenly […]

SEO Tip of the Day How to get natural links
SEO Tip of the Day How to get natural links Todays little SEO Tip of the day is inspired by an email I received the other evening, “Dear TJ, I have been following your SEO Tips with interest and if you don’t mind would like to make a suggestion? How about having a SEO Questions […]

Free SEO Advice
Free SEO Advice The Free SEO Advice fact sheet that SEO Companies wanted to see Banned SEO Advice to boost Google Rankings – The foundations for SEO Campaigns There are generally considered to be two types of SEO – On-page optimisation and off-page optimisation, the first part of this Free SEO Advice fact sheet concentrates […]

SEO and Social Engineering
SEO and Social Engineering If you think SEO is  a 9 – 5 job then you really should think again. SEO is like Social Engineering and to get the full benefit you need to have the right mentality. Many people today think SEO is all about outsourcing, link building, article writing, guest blogging, forum commenting, etc. […]

How To Get More Links To Your Website
How To Get More Links To Your Website – How To Get More Links To My Website As I think most people will agree, Google still sees links to your website as one of the main factors in their algorithms when it comes to Google rankings. It was a lot easier getting links to websites […]

SEO Tips – Remember The Questions You Are Asked
SEO Tip – Remember The Questions You Are Asked Today’s little SEO TIP requires a bit of observation. As people email you, phone you or just speak to you throughout the week, make a note of any questions they ask you. Go though these questions at the end of the week, look at your website […]

SEO Tools
Update: 25/05/2020 Some of these SEO Tools may be a bit out of date now, I hope to update them over the next few days. Feel free to contact me if you have an SEO Tool you would like to feature on this page – TJ SEO Tools from Sim64 A selection of our favourite […]

Free SEO Advice
Free SEO Advice The Free SEO Advice fact sheet that SEO Companies wanted to see Banned SEO Advice to boost Google Rankings – The foundations for SEO Campaigns There are generally considered to be two types of SEO – On-page optimisation and off-page optimisation, the first part of this Free SEO Advice fact sheet concentrates […]

Find the Right Keywords With the Sim64 Free Keyword Research Tool
Find the Right Keywords With the Sim64 Free Keyword Research Tool We asked over 230,000 business and website owners which keywords they think relate to their business or website, the answers received are included in our database and categorised accordingly. The Sim64 Keyword Research Tool helps you find keywords and key phrases related to the […]

Google Tools Bookmarklets
Google Tools Bookmarklets Some of my favourite bookmarklets that I use to help check pages with Google tools faster. Google Rich Results Test Bookmarklet Instantly check that your pages are eligible for Google Rich Results with the Google Rich Results Test Bookmarklet. Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test […]

SEO Advice for A Cup of Tea
SEO Advice for A Cup of Tea and a Chocolate Biscuit Sim64 is basically just me – Terry Simmonds a Stratford born guy who worked for a local building company for 20 years until I learned about SEO and building websites. After nearly 20 years practising SEO I still treat it as a hobby and […]

What does Google like in a website
Sim64 have been providing SEO Services for over a decade now and have seen a lot of changes in that time. 2011 and 2012 has probably been the most volatile time period for Google since Florida 2003 and as we come to the end of year and start thinking about 2013 the big question now is What […]

Find a Local SEO Company in our SEO Companies Directory
Find a Local SEO Company in our SEO Companies Directory For those of you prefer working with a local SEO Company we have created an SEO Companies Directory which lists SEO Companies by town or county. Simply select your town and county to find an SEO Company near you We currently have over 600 local […]

Google Rich Results Test Bookmarklet
Google Rich Results Test Bookmarklet Instantly check that your pages are eligible for Google Rich Results with the Google Rich Results Test Bookmarklet. Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test if the web page you are currently on is Google Rich Results friendly. Check Google Rich Results Alternatively: You […]

Google Voice Search Tool
Google Voice Search Tool Enter your search phrase exactly as you would speak it. See the results returned by Google Voice Search?

Oxfordshire SEO Services
SEO Oxfordshire OK – Sim64 may technically be in Warwickshire but as our Stourton office is as far south in Warwickshire as you can get, literally a mile from the Oxfordshire border and 3 or 4 of our recent clients have been in Oxfordshire that’s good enough for me 😉 Sim64 have been providing local […]

Bulgarian SEO Network Taking Over London Service Sector
Bulgarian SEO Network Taking Over London Service Sector It looks like the Bulgarian digital marketing agencies are getting their claws deeper in to the London service sector market. I have been monitoring this for a couple of years now, unfortunately the GDPR making WHOIS information anonymous makes it harder to confirm that the websites are […]

Is Google Using Pearson Correlation Coefficient as a Ranking Factor?
Is Google Using Pearson Correlation Coefficient as a Ranking Factor? Pearson Correlation Coefficient used in the Google algorithms as a Ranking Factor Pearson product-moment correlation coefficient part of Google Semantic Search Following on from last weeks post about the Google delegated authority evaluation system and primary authority and contributing authorities This weeks post is about […]

Google Delegated Authority Evaluation System
Google Delegated Authority Evaluation System An evaluation system for reliably evaluating large amounts of content. Google Delegated Authority Evaluation System assigns a primary authority that can then designate one or more contributing authorities. Each contributing authorities is delegated a set amount of authority from the primary authority which they can then delegate to additional contributing […]

Shortcut to View the Google Cached Snapshot of Web Pages
See the Google Cached Snapshot of Pages The Google cached snapshots checker makes it easier to find the Google cached snapshot of any web page. Now with the 3 options; Full version of Google cached snapshot Text-only version of Google cached snapshot View the source of Google cached page 1. View Full Google Cached Snapshot […]

Google Business Directory Coming Soon
Google Business Directory Coming Soon Originally published on April 2nd 2015 Google has had a mish mash type of business directory for years first using the Google Directory (a parallel DMOZ), Google Maps, Google Places, Google Local, Google My Business. All have been a mess, and in my opinion the reason being was because they […]

What is Google Author Rank
The ultimate guide to Google Authorship and Google Author Rank Why improving your Google Author Rank will give you a warm fuzzy feeling and why it has never been more important to waffle away about nothing in particular. Contents What is Google Authorship What is Author Rank How Can I Improve my Author Rank Is […]

Sharing Good News : Google Author Rank Checker a Social Study
Sharing Good News : Google Author Rank Checker a Social Study Last weekend I came up with one of those wicked little ideas that I tend to do every now and then. I was talking to someone about Google Author Rank at the time so I set this little test page up with different sections on the […]

Google Rankings Checker Tool : Check your rankings on Google
Google Rankings Checker Tool We have discovered a great way of checking your rankings in Google If you want to know where you appear in the the top 100 of Google for a specific keyword just follow the Google Rankings Checker Tool instructions below. Go to http://www.google.co.uk/ and underneath the Google logo you will find […]

Improve Your Local Citations With Citations Booster
Improve Your Local Citations With Citations Booster I’ve recently updated Citations Booster to make it more user friendly. The search functions are a lot clearer and I have also made the registration process a little simpler To find out more visit Citations Booster Improve Your Local Citations With Citations Booster

Mangeur de Cigogne SEO Competition 15 years On
Tweet Mangeur de Cigogne SEO Competition 15 years On Was the Mangeur de Cigogne SEO Competition really 15 years ago this week? A lot of changes in TJ’s life since Mangeur de Cigogne Mangeur de Cigogne 15th June 2004 I went from all working all hours in all weathers in the construction industry to sitting […]

Google My Business Set Up Service
Google My Business Set Up Service. Google My Business is a free service provided by Google which enables you to get your business hours, phone number, and directions on Google Search and Maps – Google My Business. Setting up a Google My Business Listing is free of charge but can be a little daunting for […]

Nigritude Ultramarine SEO Competition
Nigritude Ultramarine SEO Competition Nigritude Ultramarine was an early SEO competition organised by SEO forum SearchGuild and sponsored by the Australian affiliate network Dark Blue (hence the title, Nigritude Ultramarine) The general idea of the Nigritude Ultramarine competition was to rank highest in Google for the keywords Nigritude Ultramarine on a specific end date. My […]

Google Search Console Bookmarklet
Google URL Inspection Bookmarklet Google Search Console Bookmarklet

Google Maps Creator
Google Maps Creator Use your Google CID number to display your business on a Google Map Google Maps Creator Enter Your CID Number: Select Zoom Setting DefaultCloseMediumFarExtra FarGlobal If you do not know your CID number visit this page – How to Find your Google CID Number Optimise your Google Maps listing with – Google […]

UK Business Directory Scam
UK Small Business Directory Scam Update December 2019 I had someone ring me today thinking that someone from my Business Directory had called them demanding £4,000 for unpaid fees It turns out they were using the old Business Directory scam where they say that the small business owner owes for unpaid Online Advertising in a […]

SEO Tips Keep your navigation tight
SEO Tips Keep your navigation tight Just a quick demonstration of the nav bar used for low number pages South Warwickshire Drainage Specialists Drain Unblocking Warwickshire Drain Repairs Warwickshire Drain Surveying Warwickshire Drain Mapping Warwickshire

Google Mobile Friendly Test Checker
Google Mobile Friendly Test Checker Google Mobile Friendly Test Checker Instantly check if your pages are mobile friendly with our Google Mobile friendly Test Checker. URL:   Alternatively use our Mobile Friendly Test Bookmarklet Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test if the web page you are currently on […]

Google Cached Snapshot Checker Bookmarklet
Google Cached Snapshot Checker Bookmarklet The Google Cached Page Bookmarklet makes it easier to find the Google cached snapshot of any web page instantly. Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it check the Google cached version of the page you are on. View Google Cached Snapshot of Page Alternatively: You can […]

Business Listings Websites
Business Listings Websites If you are looking for websites that provide business listings or provide free business listings and free advertising have a look at the ones I have listed below UK Small Business Directory – Providing free business advertising to UK based Small Business since 2002 Citations Booster – A new service to help […]

Google Passing on Digital Service Tax Fees to UK Advertisers
Google Passing on Digital Service Tax Fees to Advertisers in UK I received an email from Google this morning informing me about an additional 2% fee on UK ads served in the UK due to the new Digital Service Tax. Country Specific DST Fees “As of 1 November 2020, we will begin adding a fee […]

How To Get More Google Reviews
How to get more Google Reviews on Google Maps and Google Local The ideal way to get more Google reviews is by creating your own Google Reviews Link which you can then display on your own website – See instructions on How to Create a Google Reviews Link below. Once you have created your Google […]

Translate Any Word or Phrase With Google Translate
Translate Any Word or Phrase With Google Translate Text to translate Translate From: Detect language Afrikaans Albanian Amharic Arabic Armenian Azerbaijani Basque Belarusian Bengali Bosnian Bulgarian Catalan Cebuano Chichewa Chinese Corsican Croatian Czech Danish Dutch English Esperanto Estonian Filipino Finnish French Frisian Galician Georgian German Greek Gujarati Haitian Creole Hausa Hawaiian Hebrew Hindi Hmong Hungarian […]

Google Business Finder
Google Business Finder Find a business on Google Maps – Have you ever done a google search for the service you provide in the area you are located and seen a rival of yours listed on google maps? Check below to see if you appear for your business name or business category – If not, […]

Google PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet
Google PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet A super quick way to check web pages using Google PageSpeed Insights Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test web pages you visit with Google PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet Alternatively: You can check pages manually using our Google PageSpeed Insights checker. Google PageSpeed […]

Google Structured Data Testing Tool Bookmarklet
Google Structured Data Testing Tool Bookmarklet Instantly check the structured data of any page with the Google Structured Data Testing Tool Bookmarklet Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test the Structured Data of the page you are on. Check Structured Data Alternatively: You can check pages manually using our […]

Mobile Friendly Checker Bookmarklet
Mobile Friendly Test Bookmarklet Instantly check the that your pages are mobile friendly with the Google Mobile friendly Test Bookmarklet. Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test if the web page you are currently on is mobile friendly. Check if Mobile Friendly Alternatively: You can check pages manually using […]

Trick Google in to thinking you are searching from any location
Trick Google in to thinking you are searching from any location Enter any location below to trick Google in to thinking you are searching from that location. Enter Search Phrase: Enter Search Location: Number of Results Displayed: How This Works w+CAIQICI LONDON ABCDEF + 1 = mystery letter = G base64 LONDON = TG9uZG9u Result […]

SERPs Competitions SEO Contests
SEO Competitions – SERPs Competition A SERPS Competition was a game often organised by SEO forums where a target word or phrase was set and the idea of the game was to see who could rank highest for the word or phrase within a set time period. The reason they were called SERPs competitions is […]

UK SEO Services and Search Engine Optimisation Advice
SEO Services Sim64 has been providing SEO services (search engine optimisation services) since 2001 We now provide a range of SEO services and SEO training packages devised to help you learn SEO yourself and teach you the basics of how to create websites that rank high in search engines. With this knowledge you can then […]

SEO Tip of the Day Treat SEO like a game and have fun
SEO Tip of the Day Treat SEO like a game and have fun OK, so it’s not really an SEO Tip again, I seem to have this habit lately of sitting down to write my Daily SEO Tip but instead drifting of in to general waffle. Tonights SEO Tip waffle is about how much better and […]

V7ndotcom Elursrebmem SEO Competition
V7ndotcom Elursrebmem SEO Competition This V7ndotcom Elursrebmem page has been moved on to WordPress and redirected from the old page. V7ndotcom Elursrebmem Competition The V7ndotcom Elursrebmem competition was one of the later SEO competitions organised by the SEO and Marketing forum V7N I never really took part in this one other than putting up a page which deliberately […]

Hexadecimal to Decimal
Hex Dec Converter and Dec Hex Converter for Large Numbers Use the Hex Dec converter to convert from Hexadecimal to Decimal Use the Dec Hex converter to convert from Decimal to Hexadecimal See full version at Hex Dec Converter and Dec Hex Converter for Large Numbers Hex Dec Converter Enter Hexadecimal number Dec Hex Converter […]

Trick Google in to thinking you are searching from any location
Trick Google in to thinking you are searching from any location Enter any location below to trick Google in to thinking you are searching from that location. Enter Search Phrase: Enter Search Location: Number of Results Displayed:  

UKSBD Map Finder
UKSBD Map Finder Enter Business Name and Location: Free Map Finder provided by UKSBD using Google Maps API  

Spam .it Domains Flooding Google
Spam .it Domains Flooding Google – Sub Domains Spamming Google Has anyone else noticed a mass increase of spam .it domains flooding Google recently? They tend to be sub domains in the format ***.*******.it I’m seeing them everywhere especially in some Google Alerts that I have set up. They appear to be scraping content, cloaking […]

Improve your NAP Citations Improve your Local Search Results
Improve your NAP Citations Improve your Local Search Results A few years ago SEO tended to be about hiding your footsteps, this has all changed recently with citations and trust becoming more and more important. Especially poignant for local businesses or those trying to rank high for local search is NAP citations Name Address Phone. A […]

TJ SEO Sim64
TJ’s SEO Story After over 15 years of SEO I thought it was about time I told the tale of how it all started and how I went from working 45 hours a week in a low paid job to being semi-retired with 2 mortgage free properties. As the story started with sim64.co.uk I’ve put […]

What is #__sid=0 in Google+
What is #__sid=0 in Google+ #__sid=0 is a Google+ bug that affects certain websites by tagging #__sid=0 on to the end of URL’s when a link to them is posted in Google+ or the web page is shared on Google+ #__sid=0 currently affects a small number of websites but appears to be growing all the […]

Don’t forget the 2 post rule – SEO Tip
This is as much a reminder to me as anyone else –  The 2 Post Rule and SEO I sometimes get a bit excited when a new idea comes in to my head and the 2 post rule can go out of the window 🙁 When thinking straight I tend to use the 2 post rule better […]

What has happened to the Autotrader website
What has happened to the Autotrader website I used to rank Autotrader as one of the best and most useful sites on the web I just went to look for a van though and the autotrader site is terrible now. I get script errors that make the site really slow or freeze the pages, when […]

What is that SEO Weasel doing over there
SEO Weasel 10101

SEO Keyword Finder : Find keywords by category with our Google Keyword Finder
SEO Keyword Finder The Sim64 SEO Keyword finder helps you find keywords and key phrases related to the category you select. Use drop down arrow to select category and find keywords related to that category.

Business Categories in UK Small Business Directory
Business Categories in UK Small Business Directory We currently have approximately 1400 different business categories in UK Small Business Directory Below is a list of each category in each county and each category in each town Business Categories in County A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O […]

Gain control of your website and be reliant on no one
You have a business website now what? I have helped a lot of small business owners over the years that have business websites but have little control or knowledge about them. This fact sheet provides the basics all small business owners should know about business websites. Ownership of Domain and controlling your TAG The most […]

Google Map Maker UK : Will Google Buy Ordnance Survey?
Will Google Buy Ordnance Survey? Google Map Maker is ever increasing the countries it is available in as can be seen here – http://support.google.com/mapmaker/bin/answer.py?hl=en&topic=1094318&answer=155415 Despite the popularity of Google Map Maker it is still not available in the UK though and the question is are the Ordnance Survey holding back progress to protect their copyright? I’ve […]

Calmly degutting pears : Social Study by Michael Baldwin
Calmly Degutting Pears : Social Study by Michael Baldwin Update: 20/02/14 Michael Jesse Baldwin, poet and novelist, born 1 May 1930; died 3 February 2014 Michael Baldwin obituary on The Guardian My original post It must have been 4 or 5 years ago when I made a little blog post asking if anyone could remember […]

SEO Tip of the Day Don’t neglect your Analytics
Today’s little SEO Tip of the Day concerns analytics, tracking and stats. To be honest this is one of those cobblers shoes stories, I have numerous sites of my own scattered around but rarely track them properly. Here is a typical example; I have a little site that sells wheelchair ramps and is well ranked […]

Why Google is bad for business expansion
Why Google is Bad for Business Expansion and Business Growth Google has been great for small business owners who knew about SEO were in niche markets or had little competition for the products or services they were selling. Google was also great for small business owners who operated within a very small local area and knew how to […]

The best SEO Tools you have never heard of before
Google +1 Checker Google +1 Checker Enter URL in below box to see how many Google +1’s it has received Add the above Google+ Checker to your website – Add Google +1 Checker » Google+ Search Search what is happening on Google+ and return the results on your own website. Google+ Search Latest Results Google+ […]

Free SEO Advice that SEO Companies Want Banned
Here it is, The Free SEO Advice fact sheet that SEO companies want to see banned. We are not saying follow this SEO Advice and you will miraculously suddenly appear on the front page of Google, but that by following the SEO Advice provided here it will set the foundations for your SEO campaign and […]

SEO for Local Businesses and Local Service Providers
SEO for local service providers Local service providers don’t generally need ecommerce websites and more often than not a simple brochure style website is more than adequate. Contents SEO for local service providers Simple brochure style websites for tradesmen and local service providers Optimising for local search Adding your business to Google Local Author details […]

How to get natural backlinks and natural links
This post was going to talk about negative SEO how to eliminate bad backlinks and how to get natural backlinks and quality natural links to help balance out the negativity created by bad backlinks. This post was going to talk about how creating quality content can increase natural backlinks, how encouraging visitor engagement can increase […]

SEO Tip of the Day Never be afraid to jump on a bandwagon
If, like me, you don’t really work much anymore but prefer to just hang about on the Internet; reading forums, following latest news stories, setting up little SEO tests, reading blogs, following people on Google+ etc. Then this little SEO Tip is for you. As you are doing the above, keep your eyes open on any breaking news, […]

Top 10 SEO Friendly WordPress Themes
Looking back through some old blog posts on sim64 I came across this one talking about a SEO Friendly WordPress Theme The problem is I can’t remember when I posted it and what theme I was using at the time 🙁 I am guessing from the description I used at the time it was just […]

SEO Tip of the Day What to do with Google Penguin
Todays little SEO Tip of the day isn’t really a tip, it’s more of a demonstration. A demonstration of what you can do with the Google Penguin Update.    

SEO Tip of the Day : It helps if you know what you are doing
SEO Tip of the Day : It helps if you know what you are doing Today’s little SEO Tip isn’t so much for the people looking for SEO advice it is more for the SEO. OK, so I appreciate some SEO’s can’t afford to be too picky on which clients they take on, but when […]

SEO Tip of the Day The 2 Post Rule
SEO Tip of the Day The 2 Post Rule If you are a regular blogger with a reasonably strong website you will know that if you make a new post it will be indexed by Google in minutes and ranking in the SERPs for non competitive long-tail phrases. Make another post a few hours later […]

SEO Tip of the Day – Blog like a blogger
SEO Tip of the Day – Blog like a blogger How often do you sit at the keyboard thinking what to do next? Rather than just sitting there with these ideas going round and round in your head open up your blog and use it how it was initially intended for and not just as […]

Terry Simmonds
Terry Simmonds – Warwickshire SEO Terry Simmonds is an SEO specialist at Sim64.co.uk and provides SEO Services, SEO Advice and SEO Tips to local small business owners in the South Warwickshire area. Terry has nearly 2 decades in the SEO industry but is now semi-retired and very selective about any new SEO work undertaken. Terry […]

Where can I learn how to rank higher in Google
I’ve been asked this question so many times I thought it was time I did something about it. I provide lots of free SEO tips and SEO advice on various pages on various websites but it really is time I bought everything together and created a proper presentation about how to rank higher in Google. Rather […]

SEO Competitions to rank highest in Google
Hard to believe but 8 years ago sim64 was my strongest website and would rank for virtually anything I targeted at the drop of the hat. I was using it for affiliate work, as a SEO testing site and it was also one of the main sites I used in the SEO Competions like SERPs, Nigritude […]

SEO Friendly WordPress Theme
Apart from a few missing features which I couldn’t be bothered to set up on this site, this is a nice SEO friendly WordPress theme that can be easily adapted to suit just about anyones needs. The top header can be changed, removed or display random. The sidebar is widget enabled The footer navigation is […]

SEO Weasel
SEO Weasel 10101 Do we really want to see SEO Weasel in the Google Results Pages ?

How to Make a Fake Billy Mask
Tweet How to Make a Fake Billy Mask – Billy Murphy Mask The Young Offenders I had jaw cancer last year which resulted in 4 or 5 operations, 7 weeks in hospital, 3 courses of chemotherapy and 7 weeks of radiotherapy . Jaw Cancer – Every cloud has a silver lining Every cloud has a […]

Top 10 SEO Tools
Following on from my blog post about the Top 5 SEO Tools I have now added another 5 SEO tools to the list and created my Top 10 SEO Tools. These SEO Tools are listed in no particular order, it is up to the reader to decide which order they think is the most important. […]

Broken Link Backlink Campaign
Possibly The Greatest Broken Link Backlink Campaign Ever GeoCities We’ve probably all received the Broken Link Detected emails sometime in the past. They generally go along the lines of; “Hi TJ, I’m *** from ****. I was surfing Online and came across your article about ***, It’s a great article but I noticed you have […]

The Importance of knowing how to rank higher in Google
I’ve just written an article on articlesites.co.uk called How to Rank Higher in Google I hope people will agree that It’s a useful article, not so much for the fact it tells people how to rank higher in Google but more for the fact it talks about the importance of small business owners knowing the basics of […]

How Much Does SEO Cost
I’ve seen numerous posts in forums asking how much does SEO cost and answers have varied from around £10.00 per hour up to £150.00 per hour. The lower figure is usually just a one man band, new to the industry, working from home with no overheads. The higher SEO cost is usually from a bigger company with […]

What is an SEO : Highlighting the importance of Keyword Research
Since putting the V1 SEO number plate on my new car I am quite often asked what does SEO stand for. When I tell them it stands for Search Engine Optimisation and that I am a Search Engine Optimiser it usually results in blank expressions on their faces. Being in the SEO industry and constantly […]

Does Boris Johnson have Dyspraxia
Does Boris Johnson have Dyspraxia The more I see Boris Johnson the more I see the same Dyspraxia traits that my wife has. The way he holds himself, his clumsiness, his mannerisms, his always looking a bit dishevelled. Does anyone know if Boris Johnson has actually been diagnosed with Dyspraxia or not?

Where is My Polling Station
Where is My Polling Station for the 2019 General Election Find your local polling station for the 12th December 2019 General Election. Note: Many councils have yet to announce the location of local polling stations, enter your Postcode below to see if your polling station has been announced yet, or if not, find the contact […]

Google Site Kit WordPress Plugin Crashes Site
Google Site Kit WordPress Plugin Crashes Site I just tried installing and running the new Site Kit WordPress plugin from Google and it crashed my site 🙁 Only way of getting it back Online was to FTP and delete the Google Site Kit Plugin Anyone else experiencing this problem with the Site Kit Plugin crashing […]

Poppies at Shipston
Poppies at Shipston Lovely poppy vale on St. Edmund Church Shipston-on-Stour, Warwickshire Poppies at Shipston Lovely poppy vale on St. Edmund Church Shipston-on-Stour, Warwickshire I would love to know more about the knitted poppy vale at St. Edmund’s in Shipston, if you have any further information please comment below. [Click on image to enlarge]

Business Advertising
Business Advertising The UK Small Business Directory has been providing Free Business Advertising since 2002 and now has in excess of 230,000 businesses listed. When registering in the UK Small Business Directory you are asked to provide your business location, contact details, a category you would like to be listed in, a list of keyword/short […]

Free Business Advertising
Free Business Advertising. Our main website has been providing Free Business Advertising since 2004 and also have a range of cost effective business advertising opportunities devised to help small business owners improve their own Online presence. It’s never been more important to have a good online presence and whilst the coronavirus crisis is on UK […]

Ireland Fans Singing After All at Twickenham Billy Murphy Young Offenders
Ireland Fans Singing After All at Twickenham Billy Murphy Young Offenders If you want to know why the Irish rugby fans are singing After All at Twickenham today this is why Ireland Fans Singing After All at Twickenham Billy Murphy Young Offenders Billy Murphy singing the Cork anthem on a hijacked bus in The Young […]

Elliott Mellor Countdown Genius
Elliott Mellor Countdown Genius How can anyone be that good at Countdown?

Youngest person on Desert Island Discs
Who is the Youngest person to appear on Desert Island Discs Update 1/072014 Head chorister Quentin Poole was 13 when he appeared as Roy Plomley’s castaway on Desert Island Discs in 1970. Do you know of anyone younger? ————— original post Youngest person on Desert Island Discs Unbelievably, after an hour of searching I still […]

Mumsnet Translator Wanted by DH
Mumsnet Translator Wanted by DH I will start of this post by saying I am not a mum I am apparently a DH with a DD, a DS and a OH who is a MNer Every now and then I like to pop in to Mumsnet to read about what to expect as my children grow up, and […]

Russian Military Victories in Ukraine
About 0 results (0.36 seconds) Showing results for Russian Military Victories in Ukraine Search instead for Russian Military Defeats in Ukraine No results containing all your search terms were found. Your search – Russian Military Victories in Ukraine – did not match any documents. Suggestions: Make sure that all words are spelled correctly. Try different […]

Men’s Taylor Swift Cardigan mens version of the Taylor Swift Folklore Cardigan for men
Men’s Taylor Swift Cardigan When I was young and knew nothing I loved cardigans As I got a bit older I was told cardigans were for geeks or dweebs now that I’m old and have seen the new Taylor Swift video Cardigan from her new album Folklore – I want a cardigan Sod what everyone […]

I’m Billy Murphy The Young Offenders
I’m Billy Murphy The Young Offenders After watching the 1st episode of The Young Offenders I thought what a load of crap that was. I couldn’t work out if it was funny or if it was taking the piss too much out of the community and the youth in the community in particular. I thought […]

Where to Buy a Fake Billy Mask – Billy Murphy The Young Offenders
Update 31/10/2019 – The Young Offenders Series 2 out on November 3rd 🙂 The moment we’ve all been waiting for is nearly here – Young Offenders series 2 Why this doesn’t get more publicity and isn’t talked about more is beyond me – best programme in years Update July 2020 – The Young Offenders back […]

UK Citation Sites 2019
UK Citation Sites 2019 As I am in the process of updating my Citations Booster site I decided to have a look around for the best UK citation sites 2019. I did find some, but what I found more of was – Lists of UK Citation sites. This gave me an idea, rather than creating […]

Scariest Video on YouTube Ever
Scariest Video on YouTube Ever This could possibly be the Scariest video ever shown on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oittwj6jFw


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Trick Google in to thinking you are searching from any location
Trick Google in to thinking you are searching from any location Enter any location below to trick Google in to thinking you are searching from that location. Take Back Control of Your Google Searches Control the location you are searching from Search Phrase: Which version of Google to use: Where to make Google think you […]

List of Oxfordshire Businesses
Businesses in Oxfordshire We updated the Oxfordshire Business Directory section on UK Small Business Directory this week. I don’t know what happened but some time during my latest little spring clean I appear have dropped a load of content and there is also a problem that a lot of the same content is appearing on […]

How to Find Your Covid Tier
How to Find Your Covid Tier What Tier is Abbey Wood What Tier is Abbots Langley What Tier is Abingdon What Tier is Accrington What Tier is Acton What Tier is Alcester What Tier is Aldeburgh What Tier is Alderley Edge What Tier is Aldershot What Tier is Alfreton What Tier is Alnwick What Tier […]

SEO Competition Nigritude Ultramarine 16 Years Later
SEO Competition Nigritude Ultramarine 16 Years Later I found my old Nigritude Ultramarine page last week and updated it a little. Had another look at it today, quickly went to check some facts about the Nigritude Ultramarine Competition and found it’s exactly 16 years ago today that it started 7th May 2004 Not only did […]

Shipston Business Directory
Shipston Business Directory I finally got around to updating the TJS Marketing Shipston Business Directory over the weekend. This is another of those little sites that I started a few years ago but never really got around to doing anything with it.. Cv36 was initially set up on WordPress with posts used for each business […]

UK Small Business Directory Scam
UK Small Business Directory Scam Update December 2019 I had someone ring me today thinking that someone from my Business Directory had called them demanding £4,000 for unpaid fees It turns out they were using the old Business Directory scam where they say that the small business owner owes for unpaid Online Advertising in a […]

How to Make Google Display an Image of an Angry Duck
How to Make Google Display an Image of an Angry Duck This posts demonstrates how Top Duck feels at the moment What you have to do to see an image of an angry duck Upload an image of a duck Create a post about an image of an angry duck Include the image of an […]

Pearson product-moment correlation coefficient part of Google Semantic Search
Is Google Using Pearson Correlation Coefficient as a Ranking Factor? Pearson Correlation Coefficient used in the Google algorithms as a Ranking Factor Pearson product-moment correlation coefficient part of Google Semantic Search Following on from last weeks post about the Google delegated authority evaluation system and primary authority and contributing authorities This weeks post is about […]

Keyword Finder – Find the keywords related to a category
The Sim64 Keyword finder uses the keywords actually entered by SEO Experts, Marketing Experts and Business Owners related to specific business categories Use the Sim64 SEO Keyword finder to help you find keywords and key phrases related to the category you select. Select category and find keywords related to that category. 3D Visualisation : Access […]

Where to Buy a Fake Billy Mask – Billy Murphy The Young Offenders
Tweet Where to Buy a Fake Billy Mask – Billy Murphy The Young Offenders After last weeks post I’m Billy Murphy I’ve watched The Young Offenders series from the start again and want to know where can I buy a Fake Billy Mask? The producers of the show have missed a trick there if they […]

Irma Hadzimuratovic 30th July 1993
Irma Hadzimuratovic 30th July 1993 30th July 1993 a little 5 year old girl was in the wrong place at the wrong time Irma Hadzimuratovic was badly injured when a mortar shell Bosnian Serb troops hit a Sarajevo market place killing 15 people including her mother Irma Hadzimuratovic became the face of the Bosnian war […]

Hex Dec Converter
Hex Dec Converter and Dec Hex Converter for Large Numbers Use the Hex Dec converter to convert from Hexadecimal to Decimal Use the Dec Hex converter to convert from Decimal to Hexadecimal See full version at Hex Dec Converter and Dec Hex Converter for Large Numbers Hex Dec Converter Enter Number Dec Hex Converter Enter […]

UKSBD Map Finder
UKSBD Map Finder Enter Business Name and Location: Free Map Finder provided by UKSBD using Google Maps API  

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Using Google to Identify Salient Entities
Using Google to Identify Salient Entities Will Google provide an advanced search operator to help identify Salient Entities? We have related: for similar websites, used to have tilde ~ for synonyms, define: can be used for discovering more synonyms, there is a Google Similar Pages Chrome Extension (similar to related:) but will we get a […]

SEO Keyword Checker
SEO Keyword Checker The Sim64 SEO Keyword Checker helps you find keywords and key phrases related to the category you select. Use drop down arrow to select category and find keywords related to that category.

Google PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet
Google PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet     Note: New version can be found here – Google PageSpeed Insights Bookmarklet       Archive version A super quick way to check web pages using Google PageSpeed Insights Drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it to test web pages you visit with Google PageSpeed […]

SEO Services and Advice
SEO Services and Advice Sim64 has been providing SEO services (search engine optimisation services) since 2001 We now provide a range of SEO services and SEO training packages devised to help you learn SEO yourself and teach you the basics of how to create websites that rank high in search engines. With this knowledge you […]

Find Related Keywords
Find Related Keywords with our SEO Keyword Checker The Sim64 SEO Keyword Checker helps you find keywords and key phrases related to the category you select. 3D Visualisation : Abba Tribute Acts : Access Consultants : Access equipment : Accessible Bathrooms : Accident Investigators : Accommodation : Accountants : Acupuncture : Adventure Sports : Advertising […]

Google Route Planner
Google Route Planner Plot your route between locations. Starting Point: Ending Point : Select Mode of Transport CarRail/BusWalking     VIA SIM64 Starting Point: Ending Point : Select Mode of Transport CarRail/BusWalking     Business Name:       Route between UKSBD offices Direction Map Demo: CV36 5HG Location Map Postcode Demo: CV36 5HG Location […]

Friendly Referrer Spamming
Friendly Referrer Spamming Most webmasters now use some kind of statcounter or analytics package on their websites to track visitors and general hits. This can be used to your advantage when link building by using a watered down and more friendly version of referrer spamming. Basically you research the keywords you are targeting, analyse the […]

Google Cached Snapshot Checker
See the Google Cached Snapshot of Web Pages View Google Cached Snapshot of Page Enter full URL   View Text Only Google Cached Snapshot of Page Enter full URL   View Source of Google Cached Snapshot of Page Enter full URL    

Google Maps Business Search
The easier way to search for a business on Google Maps Business Name:  

Quick Review Form for Local Google+ Pages
Send signed in Google+ Users direct to a Review Form of your local Google+ Page Just another little sim64 tool to help you get more reviews of your Google Places and Google+ Local Listings Example 100959782584091461213 Google+ Page ID number   Quick Review Form for Google Places Listings Alternative version using your Google Places ID […]

opstopreason
Opstopreason What does opstopreason mean? Update 10/04/2016 Looks like the BBC have used opstopreason again for the delay at the Tottenham vs Man U game opstopreason is apparently a coding error on the BBC website and is displayed when matches are delayed. Judging by the large increase in visitors to this page and the number […]

Has Your Google Plus Account Been Compromised
Check if your Google Plus account has been compromised Username: Password: Check if any of your other Social Networking Accounts have been hacked or compromised Check Facebook Account : Check Google Plus Account : Check Gmail Account : Check Twitter Account : Check UKSBD Account : Check All Accounts. © 2015 – Another stunning foops […]

Devil Worshipers in South Warwickshire
Devil Worshipers in South Warwickshire Be careful out there folks, I’ve heard that a couple of devil worshipers have been spotted in Stourton, South Warwickshire For your own safety, please do not approach them. Probably best to give them a small offering to distract them from evil if they approach you. Sweets, chocolate or cake […]

Using Google to Identify Salient Entities
Using Google to Identify Salient Entities Will Google provide an advanced search operator to help identify Salient Entities? We have related: for similar websites, used to have tilde ~ for synonyms, define: can be used for discovering more synonyms, there is a Google Similar Pages Chrome Extension (similar to related:) but will we get a […]

The Sim64 SEO Keyword Tool
The Sim64 SEO Keyword Tool The Sim64 SEO Keyword Research Tool helps you find keywords and key phrases related to the category you select. 3D Visualisation Access equipment Accommodation Accountants Acupuncture Adventure Sports Advertising Agencies Aerial Installers Affiliate Marketing Agriculture Air Conditioning Equipment Air Conditioning Installation Air Conditioning Repair Airport Parking Alternative Energy Alternative Therapies […]

How to get more Google Reviews
Update – November 2015 The previous way of linking to Google Reviews no longer works, so I have created a new method. Enjoy 🙂 How To Create A Google Review Link Now that Google have stopped the trick of adding ?review=1 to the end of Google Local URLS to direct people to Reviews I have […]

Mumsnet Translator Wanted by DH
Mumsnet Translator Wanted by DH I will start this post by saying I am not a mum I am apparently a DH with a DD, a DS and a OH who is a MNer Every now and then I like to pop in to Mumsnet to read about what to expect as my children grow […]

Christmas Shopping Online No Thank You Not In My World
Christmas Shopping Online No Thank You Not In My World I’ll start this post by explaining something, my world is different to most peoples. If ever you watch one of those good old fashioned black and white Saturday matinees The Enchanted Cottage being a prime example, that’s my world. Well here’s an old blog post […]

Why did you click that link?
The problem with short URL’s within Social Networks You have little idea where they will take you until you click them. by Terry Simmonds

Is Google Using Pearson Correlation Coefficient as a Ranking Factor
Is Google Using Pearson Correlation Coefficient as a Ranking Factor Following on from last weeks post about the Google delegated authority evaluation system and primary authority and contributing authorities This weeks post is about Pearson Correlation Coefficient (r) I spoke last week about how primary authorities can pass on an evaluation score between -1 and […]

Google Superstore to open in London
Google Superstore to open in London New £650m Google UK HQ at King’s Cross to include the first Google Superstore in London With Google moving more and more in to the hardware market surely it is only a matter of time before they open Google Stores to rival Apple Stores? Will the new £650m Google […]

Is brokencontrollers.com using your content to rank in Google
Is brokencontrollers.com using your content to rank in Google I see brokencontrollers.com are back to the old trick of using RSS Feeds to post other peoples content on to their site and making it look like forum posts again. They were up as high as approximately the 5,000th most popular website according to Alexa back […]

Bad Links – Sorry it isn’t you it’s me – Link Devaluation
Bad Links – Sorry it isn’t you it’s me – Link Devaluation There has been a lot of talk lately about bad links having a negative effect on websites. I am more inclined to think it is due to link devaluation rather than a bad backlinks effecting rankings. As I have said numerous times over […]

SEO Tips
The SEO Tips you won’t find elsewhere Top 10 SEO Tips for 2High Rankings – The busty bra technique – Lift and separate: If you are going to interlink multiple websites be very careful about lifting and separating and don’t take shortcuts by lifting content from money sites and spreading it too thinly over feeder […]

Irma Hadzimuratovic
Irma Hadzimuratovic I’ve blogged about Irma Hadzimuratovic a few times over the years. Most people won’t remember her and this isn’t helped by the fact if you go to the Irma Hadzimuratovic page on Wikipedia you are automatically redirected to a page about Operation Irma. I don’t know enough about Wikipedia to edit this, but […]

Advertising on Number Plates V1 SEO
Advertising on Number Plates V1 SEO Personalised number plates are not only used by individuals they are being used more and more by businesses as a relativly cheap form of advertising. Take this example below The acronym SEO may not be that widely known yet, but more and more small business owners know that it […]

Calmly degutting pears
Calmly degutting pears When I was back in school in about 1978, the teacher read a poem to us and I have always remembered it (to a degree) I was pretty sure it was called Social Studies by Michael Badwin, but after lots of googling I have never found it. It was basically about the […]


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The Tale of The Wife and Inflation Going Up
The Tale of The Wife and Inflation Going Up I’m sure my wife won’t mind me saying but she’s not the most astute when it comes to financial issues or politics. She was watching the news this morning where they were talking about the latest inflation rates and that they are the highest for 30 […]

The Tale of The Wife Without a Daughter
Tweet The Tale of The Wife Without a Daughter I’ll start of this post by saying my wife is a little bit socially awkward. It was one Sunday afternoon when she decided to take our little boy (aged 4) and girl (age 9) to our local swings and slides (as our children always referred to […]

The Tale of The Wife and The Very Rare Bird
Tweet The Twitcher – The Tale of The Wife and The Very Rare Bird One of my friends is a keen Twitcher, *bird watcher* to you and me. This evening my wife gave a little shriek and told me to ring Paul as she had just spotted an extremely rare bird that very few have […]

The Tale of the Wife and Mumsnet Translator
Mumsnet Translator Wanted by DH I will start of this post by saying I am not a mum I am apparently a DH with a DD, a DS and a OH who is a MNer Every now and then I like to pop in to Mumsnet to read about what to expect as my children […]

The Tale of the Wife and Dogs Trust Advert With The Doll
Dogs Trust Advert With The Doll We were watching the TV last night when the fantastic Dogs Trust Advert With The Doll came on. It’s the one where the abandoned dog carries a special little doll with him everywhere he goes and at the end somebody comes and claims him who he is the spitting […]

The Tale of The Wife and The Dishwasher
The Tale of The Wife and The Dishwasher I’ve always enjoyed cooking and tend to do most of the cooking in our household. The one thing I’m not quite so good at though is tidying up afterwards. With this in mind I decided to buy a good dishwasher. It’s a Dishwasher NOT a Dish Dryer […]

The Tale of the Wife and the Shrunken Jumper
The Tale of the Wife, the Shrunken Jumper and the Growth Spurt Our little boy has a jumper, it’s a nice jumper, it’s a blue jumper, it’s a jumper with padded elbows – it’s a wooly jumper. I like our little boys wooly jumper, Our little boy likes his wooly jumper – My wife loves […]

The Tale of the wife and the mobile phone
The Tale of the wife, the mobile phone and the cat food I painted the stairwell over at the new house today. If anyone has painted a stairwell before, they will probably agree it’s one of the worst rooms in a house to paint. It’s especially the worst room in a house to paint when […]

The Tale of The Wife and the Potato
The Tale of The Wife and the Potato I’ll start this little tale by telling you my wife is a bit of a hygiene freak. Drop a knife on a pristine floor and you can’t just pick it up, give it a quick wipe and carry on eating – No. it has to go through […]

The Tale of the Wife and The Dog Snatchers
The Tale of the Wife and The Dog Snatchers It was back when I was still working on the building. One of my bosses was going on holiday and asked me to look after his dog. Burdock was a lovely flat coat retriever, but was a bit of a roamer. As luck would have it, […]

The Tale of the Cherries and the Gullible Wife
The Tale of the Cherries and the Gullible Wife We have a lovely cherry tree in our front garden with loads of steadily ripening cherries on it. I love cherries but we have a slight problem – the bloody birds are eating them all 🙁 They’re not ripe enough to pick yet, but at the […]

How Can I Stop Birds Eating My Cherries
How Can I Stop Birds Eating My Cherries I spent the best part of early 2016 setting up a little bird feeding station just outside my office window and spent a small fortune on wild bird seed, fat balls, sunflower hearts, etc. lovely to see the tits, robins, sparrows, finches, dunnocks and even the occasional […]

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Controlling Dreams
Controlling Dreams and my Friendly Lion I had, what started of as a horrible dream last night. As is usual with my horrible dreams though, I managed to steer it in a way that everything ended up fine. Last nights was a little unusual as my friendly lion was nowhere to be seen and my […]

Colin Furze Safety Tie
Colin Furze Safety Tie See More Here: Colin Furze Safety Tie

The Lovely Eggs This Decision Video
The Lovely Eggs This Decision Video I want a Holly Ross mask anyone know where I can get one from?

Who is Replacing Rachel Riley on Countdown
Who is Replacing Rachel Riley on Countdown Does anyone know yet who will be Replacing Rachel Riley on Countdown when she goes on maternity leave? Comment on: Rachel Riley Replacement on Countdown If you want to make a comment on this post email it to tj@sim64.co.uk or use the comment system below. Feel free to […]

Pete Doherty Desert Island Discs
Tweet Has Pete Doherty been on Desert Island Discs? Surely it is just a matter of time before Pete Doherty is asked to do Desert Island Discs. I’ve seen him being interviewed by Jonathan Ross a couple of times I’ve also watched the Pete Doherty Kirsty Wark interview again recently. If you can only be […]

Nigritude Ultramarine
Nigritude Ultramarine I found my old Nigritude Ultramarine page on sim64 this evening. It’s not the original page from 2004 as I’ve tweaked it over the years and the current version looks as though it was last edited in 2016 One of these days I will fire up an old PC to retrieve all my […]

Mangeur de Cigogne at 19
Mangeur de Cigogne at 19 How can I forget the anniversary of Mangeur de Cigogne competition when Little TJ was born just 2 hours later and I spent most of the last hours in the labour ward holding little TJ’s mums hand 🙂 I’ve done a minor update on my Mangeur de Cigogne page – […]


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